Greetings! How do you do? No, don’t answer that. I do not vish to know. I’m here. And, please please stop making those pounding sounds on my gates. You know that I hear that. Yes. Yes, I do. So, vhat do you want me to tell you about myself?
I do not know you, and do not think you really vant to know who I am. Or do you?
Yes? I knew you vould say so. Vell, garlic, stinky cats, pepper spray…nada! Those silly objects do nothing to me. Sunlight, vell…vhat do you think? I am a vampire bat. I like to stay inside my manor and vatch scary movies vhen I am not too busy feeding. If you see me outside of my manor, it must mean my refrigerator is empty…
So, you vant to know how to enter Ravenloft Manor is that correct? Oh, that’s nice. I vish to have no visitors, sorry. Vhy do you vant to come in anyway? You might not return once you’ve entered, but that is up to you. I give you no promises.
Hmph. That is all.
Signed me,
Bram Dracovich Lord of Ravenloft Manor
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he looks sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ccuutteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<3
Hes funny hes a rat…LOL
i met bram at i talked to him. He dances so cute oh and i think his da owner of dizzywood i am just guessing really i just think. Btw aww his so cute and his a gold exploer.
always : gum 789 p.s i think h is a gold exploer lol i know i said that but for meh its very catchey.
yeah hes awesome, today i went down in a bat cave, honestly and saw one jus like him!
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